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Lane, 27, Texas SC: laneybeard


metalsuperclassic:

My most popular tweet ever

elionking:

brunhiddensmusings:

themerrywolf:

brunhiddensmusings:

myanacondadontexist:

kaleighbytheway:

tilthat:

TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

via ift.tt

The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

@brunhiddensmusings

Actually, they do!

https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html

Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.

Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

“Took a little while to get served the quality of service made up for it. 4/5 stars. Would reccomend”

-Ben the Elephant

tackytaako:

silverhawk:

kylotrxsh:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i fucked up i fucked up i fucked  up i  fuked upppp

shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”

and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then

and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her

to her face

that bigfoot was a dilf

how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im

today in “things that didnt really happen”

you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.

ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….

goathornsandblackwool:

Like when I say ‘white people need to talk to bigots because bigots don’t listen to minorities’ I did not say ‘and it will be easy and fun’.

I know it’s easier to be like ~boo hooo the world is so evil and there’s nothing I can dooo~ but it’s statistically and experientially understood, just by fucking 3rd grade logic, that a bigot will be less amenable towards the subject of their bigotry.

Bigots don’t just ~not like~ minorities- they don’t think we’re human. It’s not about whether they agree with you or not in the moment. Like, pause.

Understand this:

Calls to action for white people to oppose bigotry are calls for white people to position themselves as opposition. THEY ARE NOT CALLS FOR ~SUCCESSFUL DEBATE~

Do not think you are expected nor are you likely to just go around arguing with bigots and they’ll go ‘I agree with you because you’re white!’. 

Your job is to be sandpaper.

Every time they open their mouths to make a bigoted joke, or a bigoted remark, or post their shitty bigoted opinion online, you grate against them.

Your job is to make it hard to be a bigot or a fascist. Your job is to ostracize them. Your job is to speak over them the way they love to speak over minorities. Your job is to make it difficult, lonely, annoying, stressful and unwelcome to be a bigot.

When you are white and silent, You are making it easy. You are just letting it happen.

When minorities speak up for themselves, they are in danger, and the bigot just writes off our arguments as the chattering of ‘lessers’.

You, white people, whether you think so or not, are their peers.

Specifically those of you who look and talk like, to an outside observation, your average white american.

Bigots think you all think like them, but are too scared to say it. That, or you’re too much of a coward to stop them.

YOUR JOB IS TO PUSH BACK AND PROVE THEM WRONG.

YOUR JOB IS TO SEPARATE THEM FROM THEIR OWN COMMUNITY AT LARGE.

There are devils among you and if you want to stop being associated with them then fucking prove it. You’re pretty much the only people who can.


badjokesbyjeff:

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”

She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”

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  • tokyo-oranges:

    itsbrittanyswift:

    xelfmo:

    shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

    idk what I expected but it wasn’t the actual song and it certainly wasn’t that either

    @ocdcandy


    keldachick:

    peik-lin:

    John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

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    godilovethegirlivebecome:

    meeeerrrtt:

    albanianwifey:

    @meeeerrrtt
    Du magst doch so gerne Kätzchen 👼🏻

    Omg

    @atreecalledlife u need to know

    cmonandhauntme:

    vivalatinamerica:

    can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

    image

    insomniac-arrest:

    first off, I LOVE wlw rep, I am a huge lesbian and it’s super important to me for kids to be exposed to us, but I think we’re all starting to see a pattern in rep in kids shows

    image

    ahem.

    and yes, you can tell me about fucking voltron if you like, but every one of the above couples had prolonged interaction, main character status, and an established dynamic before they got together

    and frankly we know it’s ‘cause 

    1. wlw are seen as more ‘pure’ and ‘clean’ for kids consumption, as in mlm are inherently labeled as explicit since men apparently don’t have emotional needs and a craving for love outside of sexual desire smh

    2. most kid’s show runners are dudes and won’t even fathom compromising their masculinity to include main characters Not Getting the Girl and what not

    what I’m saying is that little boys deserve to see themselves on TV too- and not just as jokes, lip service, or after-thoughts

    just-shower-thoughts:

    Adulthood is when you stop expecting surprises to be good things.


    mcusteves:

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi


    gaykirkhere:

    starcrossedcherik:

    gaykirkhere:

    a scientist and an icon

    But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

    Shit was iconic

    here you go:

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    Lane, 27, Texas SC: laneybeard


    metalsuperclassic:

    My most popular tweet ever

    elionking:

    brunhiddensmusings:

    themerrywolf:

    brunhiddensmusings:

    myanacondadontexist:

    kaleighbytheway:

    tilthat:

    TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

    via ift.tt

    The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

    also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

    i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

    @brunhiddensmusings

    Actually, they do!

    https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html

    Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.

    Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!

    i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

    “Took a little while to get served the quality of service made up for it. 4/5 stars. Would reccomend”

    -Ben the Elephant

    tackytaako:

    silverhawk:

    kylotrxsh:

    silverhawk:

    silverhawk:

    i fucked up i fucked up i fucked  up i  fuked upppp

    shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”

    and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then

    and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her

    to her face

    that bigfoot was a dilf

    how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im

    today in “things that didnt really happen”

    you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.

    ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….

    goathornsandblackwool:

    Like when I say ‘white people need to talk to bigots because bigots don’t listen to minorities’ I did not say ‘and it will be easy and fun’.

    I know it’s easier to be like ~boo hooo the world is so evil and there’s nothing I can dooo~ but it’s statistically and experientially understood, just by fucking 3rd grade logic, that a bigot will be less amenable towards the subject of their bigotry.

    Bigots don’t just ~not like~ minorities- they don’t think we’re human. It’s not about whether they agree with you or not in the moment. Like, pause.

    Understand this:

    Calls to action for white people to oppose bigotry are calls for white people to position themselves as opposition. THEY ARE NOT CALLS FOR ~SUCCESSFUL DEBATE~

    Do not think you are expected nor are you likely to just go around arguing with bigots and they’ll go ‘I agree with you because you’re white!’. 

    Your job is to be sandpaper.

    Every time they open their mouths to make a bigoted joke, or a bigoted remark, or post their shitty bigoted opinion online, you grate against them.

    Your job is to make it hard to be a bigot or a fascist. Your job is to ostracize them. Your job is to speak over them the way they love to speak over minorities. Your job is to make it difficult, lonely, annoying, stressful and unwelcome to be a bigot.

    When you are white and silent, You are making it easy. You are just letting it happen.

    When minorities speak up for themselves, they are in danger, and the bigot just writes off our arguments as the chattering of ‘lessers’.

    You, white people, whether you think so or not, are their peers.

    Specifically those of you who look and talk like, to an outside observation, your average white american.

    Bigots think you all think like them, but are too scared to say it. That, or you’re too much of a coward to stop them.

    YOUR JOB IS TO PUSH BACK AND PROVE THEM WRONG.

    YOUR JOB IS TO SEPARATE THEM FROM THEIR OWN COMMUNITY AT LARGE.

    There are devils among you and if you want to stop being associated with them then fucking prove it. You’re pretty much the only people who can.


    badjokesbyjeff:

    Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

    The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

    The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

    The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”

    The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”

    She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”

  • Track: 🍎 bottom 👖
  • Plays: 2,762,041
  • tokyo-oranges:

    itsbrittanyswift:

    xelfmo:

    shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

    idk what I expected but it wasn’t the actual song and it certainly wasn’t that either

    @ocdcandy


    keldachick:

    peik-lin:

    John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    image

    godilovethegirlivebecome:

    meeeerrrtt:

    albanianwifey:

    @meeeerrrtt
    Du magst doch so gerne Kätzchen 👼🏻

    Omg

    @atreecalledlife u need to know

    cmonandhauntme:

    vivalatinamerica:

    can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

    image

    insomniac-arrest:

    first off, I LOVE wlw rep, I am a huge lesbian and it’s super important to me for kids to be exposed to us, but I think we’re all starting to see a pattern in rep in kids shows

    image

    ahem.

    and yes, you can tell me about fucking voltron if you like, but every one of the above couples had prolonged interaction, main character status, and an established dynamic before they got together

    and frankly we know it’s ‘cause 

    1. wlw are seen as more ‘pure’ and ‘clean’ for kids consumption, as in mlm are inherently labeled as explicit since men apparently don’t have emotional needs and a craving for love outside of sexual desire smh

    2. most kid’s show runners are dudes and won’t even fathom compromising their masculinity to include main characters Not Getting the Girl and what not

    what I’m saying is that little boys deserve to see themselves on TV too- and not just as jokes, lip service, or after-thoughts

    just-shower-thoughts:

    Adulthood is when you stop expecting surprises to be good things.


    mcusteves:

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi


    gaykirkhere:

    starcrossedcherik:

    gaykirkhere:

    a scientist and an icon

    But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

    Shit was iconic

    here you go:

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    image
    image
    image
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