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amethyst

He/him, they/them. Demi-guy, or as I say, dude-adjacent

soberscientistlife:

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Capitalism is a death cult, even with a compassionate supervisor.

sleepy-and-cloaked:

bolcseszgoblin:

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somehow this doggo comes to mind…

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if only karl marx had written something about this phenomenon

fullmetalfisting:

toboldlylesbian:

stevenrogered:

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

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You know, that’s fair

elkian:

ayellowbirds:

power-chords:

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I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

mandy-lane:

ginger snapped so jennifer could body

cactuseri:

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the comments on the crab rave video imskshsksh

mothcub:

A fluffy pomeranian is holding a bone in one paw, and surrounded by several more. Text reads: "ladies... let's get these bones".ALT

The CEO of dogs is here.

soberscientistlife:

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NTA-you stood up for your son

vsemily:

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dont play defense

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amethyst
amethyst

He/him, they/them. Demi-guy, or as I say, dude-adjacent

soberscientistlife:

image

Capitalism is a death cult, even with a compassionate supervisor.

sleepy-and-cloaked:

bolcseszgoblin:

image

somehow this doggo comes to mind…

image

if only karl marx had written something about this phenomenon

fullmetalfisting:

toboldlylesbian:

stevenrogered:

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

image
image

You know, that’s fair

elkian:

ayellowbirds:

power-chords:

image

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

mandy-lane:

ginger snapped so jennifer could body

cactuseri:

image
image

the comments on the crab rave video imskshsksh

mothcub:

A fluffy pomeranian is holding a bone in one paw, and surrounded by several more. Text reads: "ladies... let's get these bones".ALT

The CEO of dogs is here.

soberscientistlife:

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NTA-you stood up for your son

vsemily:

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dont play defense

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